Simple contacts and next‑actions.
No fluff. No faff. No crap.
No Crap CRM is the easy, low‑risk starter CRM for new or young businesses (up to 3 people). Add contacts, log notes, and see your next actions at a glance. 30‑day free trial · No subscription.
Help for your very next interaction
Fast to learn
No training required. Add a contact, add a note, set a next action. That’s it.
Made for tiny teams
Designed for businesses with up to 3 people. Share contacts without chaos.
Low risk
30‑day free trial, one‑off £60 if you stay. Own your data, export any time.
Three simple statuses
Interested
People you think might buy. Keep them separate from your phone contacts, add notes, and plan the next call, email or visit.
Not Interested
Not a fit right now? Mark as not interested to stop the noise—without losing the history.
Customers
When they buy, switch them to customers. See what happened, when it happened, and what to do next.
Next Actions & Notes
Every interaction creates a next action and a time‑stamped note. That’s your momentum.
Try free for 30 days. If it helps, it’s £60 — one‑off.
Starter (Trial)
£0
30‑day free trial. Full features. No commitment.
Keep it
£60 — one‑off
No subscription. Keep using it as long as it serves you.
Common questions
Will this grow with my business?
It’s intentionally simple and best for early‑stage teams. As you scale, switch to a larger CRM. We make that easy with CSV export.
Does it integrate with my inbox?
No. No Crap CRM keeps you focused on contacts and next actions. Use your existing email app for sending.